life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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