Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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