During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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