i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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