seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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