I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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