She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
only you would photoshop your dick
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Randomize
