Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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