Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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