my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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