You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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