What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Randomize
