I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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