Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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