yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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