whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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