Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He shit in the fireplace
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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