Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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