Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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