i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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