3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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