It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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