I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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