hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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