I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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