We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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