Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Congratulations! We have a period
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