There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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