Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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