Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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