How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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