how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Non-Jews are for practice
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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