Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
