I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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