My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I FOUND THE LEGS
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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