Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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