why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
