He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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