it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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