afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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