I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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