I'm laying in your front yard are you home
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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