if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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