remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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