This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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