Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Randomize