He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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