Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
My penis needs a shock collar
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Randomize
