tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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