it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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