doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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