OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
one might say we're banned from that church
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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