someone get that fucking seahorse.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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