its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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