Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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